Day 57 (Mon)

The whole of today can only be described by one word "Screwup"...nono wait a minute...two words..."total screwup"...one of the worst days i had since i came here...a totally luckless day...what can go wrong went wrong...ok lah not that i fell out of my bed early in the morning when i woke up or that i slip and fall on the bathroom floor when i bathe...not to such a jialat stage yet...but today is really quite a bad day for me...haizzz...

it began as a normal day for me...rush rush rush...from this week onwards the waterpark will open at 9am and end at 7pm...a sign that summer is officially here...not that i complaining...more hours mean more $$...and more $$ will come in handy for the travel and shopping...did'nt get to bathe early in the morning and feel damn gao wei...hate to never shower den step out of my house early in the morning...it just didn't feel right and refreshed to start the day...and true enough the day went awfully bad...

went to the sky pond early after assigned to dear fountain pool as my 1st spot...wah damn shiok...should have brought my shampoo and body foam along den can shower at the sky pond...i tink i will prob do that the next time i don't have time to bathe in the morning...hahaha juz joking...as usual follow the rotation den reach KT west...that's when the 1st suay incident happen...the waterpark crowd is crazy to start with tml Independence Day and the summer holidays...and the whole KT was brewing with kids..den this group of teenage rascals came along and decided to play lim beh...took the water gun and and started firing at me...wah lau yesterday juz some punks disturb me and today come another group...but this time worse...they shoot and shoot like i am some live target for them...and of coz unlike the river they will just carry on shooting with the guns...gusts of water hit me and i was all wet by the end...i tried to escape and walk around...they just switch from KT Boys to Girls and carry on firing...wad really hurts was i could hear some parents on the sun tanning chairs behind me laughing away...obviously bemused by what is going on...i hate to say this but i really tink this is a racially charged incident..wah lau eh...at least this time i did not curse and swear...i juz kept walking around the path hoping they stop...they did after a good 15 minutes or so and one of the arseholes actually got the cheek to come down and thumbs up at me...really knn...

the only good thing stop work at 2 today...really heng...sky pond queue from top to bottom and when i leaving...the pple queuing up for tickets stretch from the ticket box to the Giant wheel...really ridiculous...reached back ate my prepared lunch of sandwiches and set off to the bank wif JK to bank in paychecks...also wanna find out why bank of america anyhow deduct 12 bucks as monthly maintenance fee when they say is free so long u maintain $500 and above...manage to find 2 unlocked bikes from the bicycle kiosk and set off for the bank...

wah first time cycle since i came...damn shiok feeling to cycle when the streets are empty and traffic is slow...came back from bank and me and JK decided to go explore around with "our" bikes...conveniently taken from the balcony and kiosk...haha...cycle along my usual running beach route and listening to jay chou on my mp3...the combination of summer heat and sea breeze juz have a relaxing effect...putting away my morning troubles aside and juz soak in the air...not knowing worse is to follow...haizzz

All smiles and ready to go for a bicycle adventure...without a clue to what's lying ahead

The umbrellas...tanning chairs...board shorts...and of coz the bikinis are out...summer is here finally!!

Intense beach volley ball action underway along South Jersey shore

Crowded beachline from another angle

2 posers with the Atlantic

Thai worker by the shore

I wonder how much it cost to advertise like that...maybe can bring the idea back to s'pore...haha

and now the worst of the worst...was cycling down the slope at the tailend of the Boardwalk after Surfside...wah lau u know some of the bikes here has no brakes and i seriously mean no brakes...to brake u have to cycle reverse manner which is like diao...and here this 23 year old punk with his mp3 on full blast wanna act cool and went down full speed the slope...andden...

KABOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!

"YOU FARKIN Idiot!! U know bikes are not allowed on the Boardwalk...you farkin Idiot!!"

I rammed straight into a gf of a stocky and tough looking bandana wearing american ah beng...he really f-me like siao...wah lau i already tried to siam wad...and i got no brakes no bells wad ya wan me to do...i was lying on the floor and at least his gf is still standing up in one piece...lucky escape with a scrapped elbow and bruised ankle...nothing much serious...at least not as bad as my Ubin fall 2 years ago...that one knocked me out and left my right hand in cast for almost a month...haha...but bad enough to ruin anyone's day...

not end of story...JK suggested getting some bikini babes to take pics with us...i mean yah lah coming to beach without a bikini babe shot juz feels something missing...haha...so we spotted one bevy of 18/19 year old bikini gals...and JK volunteer to ask them but i say test water first by saying ask them to help us take pic den suggest we take together...at least not so direct lah...haha...but for some unknown reason...one of the gals started spewing vulgarities in bizzare fashion coz she heard wrongly say want to take pics of her...haha...all the F-words all came out...and i tried saving the situation by saying we juz wan them to help us take pic...she looked rather embarassed when she understood wad JK was trying to say...haha...but end of bikini babe photo hunt after got f-again for the 2nd time in one hour...both times really serve me right...

JK and Me...this pic taken by one of the friends of the ah lian who f-us for nothing

elbow hurts...ankle hurts...but still went to ML to work tonite after saying i will go earlier in the day...worked with the "Russian" gal...juz found out she is Stacy from Bulgaria...friendly and chatty gal...and today for the 1st time since i work at sea dragon saw somebody puke...damn disgusting...can smell the puke...lucky i am not the one needed to clean it up...can call the park services pple...if not i really dunno what to say for today man...except haizzz...